Meetings: The Unending Plague

A Special Announcement from the Ministry of Meeting Overlords

Dear valued employees,

The Prophets of Doom have spoken, and their decrees have been decreed.

The following meetings are now officially mandated:

Monday: "Crisis Management: Because Fridays are for Actual Work"
Tuesday: "The Never-Ending Project Update Meeting: Where we stare at Powerpoint slides for hours"
Wednesday: "The Meeting to Discuss Meeting Schedules"
Thursday: "The 'I'll send you a summary of this meeting in an email' Meeting"
Friday: "The 'Let's just work from home and pretend to do work' Meeting"

We hope you have your calendars marked and your will to live suitably diminished.

Avoidance of these meetings is not possible, but we do recommend bringing a snack.

See you all at the next meeting!